A man used to come home drunk. One day he fell sick and was admitted to the hospital. He promised his wife that he would quit drinking.He then recovered and came back home.
When he woke up the next morning instead of drinking tea,he started running out of the house. Seeing him wearing sandals. His wife asked him,” Where are you going?”He replied,”I’ll be back soon.”
Wife understood his intention and she tried to stop him. He said, ” I’m trying to quit drinking from tomorrow.” His wife ironically replied,”surely you’ll change, when pigs fly.”